Come hell or hot weather.
All dressed up and nowhere to sweat.
A fool and his sunscreen are easily parted.
Ice cream truck songs speak louder than words.
A house divided into three windowless rooms cannot stand the heat.
Sweat off more than you can drink.
Between an ice pack and a hot face.
A leopard can’t change his fur coat, but you can. Get that thing off your body.
All bugs — and all bite.
Keep your eye on the flies.
Go jump in the lake. Please. It could save your goddam life.
Ice is thicker than water.
Humidity killed the cat.
Don’t be a wet blanket. Just pass one over.
Trash day by any other name would reek as horribly.
Always a sunburn, never a tan.
Let the cat out of the bag — it’s dying in there.
An 88 oz. water bottle a day keeps the doctor away.
Saved by the pool.
Best thing since sliced popsicles.
Home is where the AC is.
Over my dead body – this heat literally killed me and you’ll have to step over my actual corpse to get anywhere sry.