10 Signs Your Neighborhood Is Not Very Nice

1. It keeps taking toys that belong to other neighborhoods, like their favorite statues and garbage removal services.

2. It complains all the time about how it wants more fancy buildings so that it can show off in front of the other neighborhoods.

3. It refuses to eat food that the other neighborhoods prepare.

4. It bosses around the other neighborhoods and makes up arbitrary rules.

5. It calls the other neighborhoods mean names like “loser” and “fiscally irresponsible.”

6. It is rude to servers at restaurants by not compensating them with a fair wage.

7. It shuts down the entire neighborhood transit system whenever the weather isn’t nice enough to play outside.

8. It gets rid of all the trees because it doesn’t like trees so NO ONE gets to enjoy the trees.

9. It doesn’t listen to those in charge of it and tries to do things its own way all the time.

10. It throws a tantrum whenever it’s mad at its inhabitants and makes them all move out so that it can get new inhabitants who might be nicer to it.

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