Which Is It: Your Landlord Or A Cockroach?
Thinks they own the building. Spies on you from where you can't see, possibly in your walls? Comes into your...
Tag: regular trolls
8 Definitely Real Creatures To Watch Out For At The Polls
This election season is already a nightmare, so you really don't want to see any fictionalized creatures of your actual...
Rubric: Roommates
Courtesy Highly Effective Opens and closes doors so gently that it sounds like a music box lullaby....
Online Dating Profile: Monday
About Me: I’m business in the front, business in the back. I turn blue skies gray. I melt iced coffee and cool hot...
What Gaston Would Look Like If He Had Any Chill
Gaston Without Chill Although no one asked or hired me to do so, I have personally assumed the job of Protector of...
Rubric: Dates
Entertainment & Charm Highly Effective Held your rapt attention so well that they may in fact be of another...
Online Review: Off-Brand Dish Soap
This consumer review comes to you as a soap opera. Because that’s what it was. Episode 1: “A Simple Request” A...
Open Letter To That One Roommate Who Lives In The Shower
Dear (Bath)roommate, This letter aims to electrocute you into the shame-reality that you cannot live in the shower...
Breaking Up With Your S.O. & That Subway Line You Hate
You don’t have time for anything, especially not your emotions. You’re always looking for ways to kill two feelings...
