regular trolls Archives - Excuse the Bananas

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Which Is It: Your Landlord Or A Cockroach?

Thinks they own the building. Spies on you from where you can't see, possibly in your walls? Comes into your...

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This election season is already a nightmare, so you really don't want to see any fictionalized creatures of your actual...

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Courtesy Highly Effective Opens and closes doors so gently that it sounds like a music box lullaby....

Feelings

About Me: I’m business in the front, business in the back. I turn blue skies gray. I melt iced coffee and cool hot...

Pop Culture

Gaston Without Chill Although no one asked or hired me to do so, I have personally assumed the job of Protector of...

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RachelJuly 6, 20161

Entertainment & Charm Highly Effective Held your rapt attention so well that they may in fact be of another...

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MelodyJuly 5, 20160

This consumer review comes to you as a soap opera. Because that’s what it was. Episode 1: “A Simple Request” A...

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MelodyJune 1, 20161

Dear (Bath)roommate, This letter aims to electrocute you into the shame-reality that you cannot live in the shower...

Feelings

MelodyJune 1, 20160

You don’t have time for anything, especially not your emotions. You’re always looking for ways to kill two feelings...